Paris gets dissed by TLP

An article in The London Paper today, discussing Paris Hilton’s work ethic (sic), referred to the 26 year-old erm… [what the fuck does she do?] as:

a tireless socialite-cum-workhorse

*ahem*

And a nickname was born. Reminds me of a comment I read (don’t ask me why) in Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy report:

her anus was unremarkable

That’s some cold shit right there. He could at least have sweetened the blow with something like “… but she has a lovely personality / great tits.”

I must need coffee.

I’m not really here

Still taking a break, but I gotta share these. Some of you will remember Billy T, the rest of you really need some schoolin’. Search YouTube for ‘Billy T James’ and you’ll find dozens of clips from the undisputed king of NZ comedy. The 80’s were so choice.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5l0dz5_-_Q]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ82UyzBrYU]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNIVZsCh1QY]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrrpC1owwMI]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9RtaGKsdn0]