An article in The London Paper today, discussing Paris Hilton’s work ethic (sic), referred to the 26 year-old erm… [what the fuck does she do?] as:
a tireless socialite-cum-workhorse
And a nickname was born. Reminds me of a comment I read (don’t ask me why) in Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy report:
her anus was unremarkable
That’s some cold shit right there. He could at least have sweetened the blow with something like “… but she has a lovely personality / great tits.”
I must need coffee.