Rules as follows:
1. Ten ponies per player.
2. Ponies must be alive at midnight, December 31st 2017.
3. Ponies must be famous or infamous. To a point where a nearly 44 year-old wannabe rodeo clown from Titahi Bay knows who the hell you’re talking about. If I have to ask, you’re down one pony.
4. Points are allocated by the formula (100 – age at death)
5. Pony must be dead to score. Missing or nearly dead doesn’t count.
6. Special rules this year…
6a. THOU SHALT PICK NO PONY THAT THOU HAST SELECTED IN ANY PREVIOUS YEAR.
I’ll be checking before awarding points kids, so choose carefully.
Also, just to annoy the people who are bound to pick him –
6b. POTUS DONALD JOHN TRUMP IS OFF LIMITS.
Finally, just for the hell of it –
6c. ALL PLAYERS MUST NOMINATE ONE PONY AS THEIR ‘DEAD CERT’. SAID PONY SHALL DELIVER TRIPLE POINTS UPON EXPIRATION. IF THEY SURVIVE, HOWEVER, PONY’S AGE AT 31 DECEMBER 2018 SHALL BE DEDUCTED FROM THE NOMINATING PLAYER’S SCORE.
To enter, EMAIL ponies to the official Diana Spencer Memorial Deadpool email address [redacted]. Or, you can just comment below, either is cool.
Over to you, kids. Here’s hoping for a bumper crop this year!
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* Exemption granted.
* Discount for terminal illness applies.
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* Rhymes with ‘banger’.
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* Former NZ PM, not the actor.
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